- Have you ever… arrested or convicted for any offense or crime, even though subject of a pardon, amnesty, or other similar action?
- Have you ever… violated, or engaged in a conspiracy to violate, any law relating to controlled substances?
- Have you ever… involved in, or do you seek to engage in, money laundering?
- Have you ever… or do you intend to provide financial assistance or other support to terrorists or terrorist organizations?
- Have you ever… ordered, incited, committed, assisted, or otherwise participated in genocide?
- Have you ever… committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in torture?
- Have you ever… committed, ordered, incited, assisted, or otherwise participated in extrajudicial killings, political killings, or other acts of violence?
- Have you ever… while serving as a government official, been responsible for or directly carried out, at any time, particularly severe violations of religious freedom?
- Do you seek to engage in terrorist activities while in $our_nice_place or have you ever engaged in terrorist activities?
- Are you coming to $our_nice_place* to engage in prostitution or unlawful commercialized vice or have you been engaged in prostitution or procuring prostitutes within the past 10 years?
Looks bloody familiar, ain’t it?
Have you ever been… pissed off by those perfectly stupid in their blatantly naked naiveness and utter uselessness visa application forms?
Yes/No/Explain
I fucking always have!
Flippin’ hell — all I have ever been to abnormal level engaged is… sittin’ on mine very arse doin’ absolutely nuffin’, watchin’ as time’s winged chariot hurrying near ;P
Seems like I have been totally disengaged or something…
*$our_nice_place is just abstract nice place, no offence implied or intended whatso-fucking-ever…
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